Conversation between Accalia and myself this afternoon while she was in the bathroom:

Accalia: Now I have to wipe three times!
Me: Three times, huh? Why three?
Accalia: (very matter of factly) So my butt gets dry.
Me: What happens if you just wipe twice?
Accalia: (hoping off the toilet and laughing) Oh Mommy! Then my butt would be wet!

Accalia discovered Cory's old harmonica. She's been playing it with gusto ALL afternoon. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Rip. Out. Of. Her. Hands. Oh, sometimes she alternates with her kazoo, so it's not THAT bad.